"You might sincerely believe in Jesus, but your kangs believed something different, so you better pretend to believe it too!"

Hopefully as time goes on, the European Polytheist faiths will be better understood, and a little less attractive to "memers"

well yeah but how do you fix the fact that they don't really believe in those gods

animism is much more real

a lot of hippies and "spiritual but not religious" types believe in it for real

it's kind of a natural evolution for whites to really believe in it

I don't know why they don't try to use that and build on it

Yeah

just get a bunch of hippies who believe in Gaia the Earth Mother and get them to where they are sacrificing cows to her on flaming pyres to try to stop global warming

they would really do it

and it would be basically identical to how old paganism really was

A lot of modern people would balk at the concept of animal sacrifice

they believe beef is why global warming is happening

they could also burn a car

Now that's a perfect idea

burn symbols of the things that offend the earth mother

seriously could you not imagine a bunch of blond hippies actually doing this?

I can totally see them burning a wooden effigy of a hummer on the beach

exactly

combine it with "back to nature" sentiment

tell them that the earth spirits will talk to them again once they stop being retarded and ruining everything

every week build a new effigy of something that harms the earth, get a big schedule

have them take it out into somewhere private and natural

priest wears wizard robes and gives a scathing speech on why the thing they made an effigy of is horrible and destroying the earth and Gaia is grieved

then they burn it while chanting

then everyone does drugs and has a big orgie

how is that not the same as old paganism

Sounds like the most direct way to fix the West Coast

they just need to make sure to understand that non-aryans are like the #1 thing ruining the earth

have them burn effigies of Shakwon and Shlomo and Xingxuong and Pradeep and Jafar

Yeah, just kind of slowly transition into that over time

and have their brahmin give rants on how people darker than cardboard are overpopulating and eat nothing but burgs and run around raping and pillaging and have no respect for nature in the slightest and that all the pollution in the whole earth is just a side effect of them existing

Well that is true

that's a religion white people would even join too

and it wouldn't be deformed quadroon americans either, they would be severely angry at it and call it liberal

my plan would actually make paganism real again

you could follow the format I just laid out step by step and in like 5 years aryan animism would be a recognized world religion

Rofl

OShIeT

lmao

jk dude