one of the more trying aspects of work is listening to coworkers talk about their boat cruise vacations

I prefer snowboard

snow nigga eh

haven't been in years

How many baseball caps do you own?

zero

how many people do you know who actually care about your ideas or about you as an individual

those #s would be quite different.

what are they

0 and 0?

All I know, is kalvin thinks I'm cool.

That means I'm cool.

so nobody cares

neat

but I am the sperg because I actually live life, got it

you are retarded

kalvin cares 😇

you are elliott rodger screeching into his blog about evil blond white people walking around doing things and being happy

lol

You're happy

Ok.

happy joker!

That's cool, so am I.

hey you might like this

somebody told me today was pi day, I didn't realize it

I asked myself, "since it's pi day, how would I have derived pi the first time if I never knew it existed before?" and I figured it out in like 5 minutes

but I'm just a dumb ISTP, I cannot abstract, I guess it doesn't count

should've consulted Wild in his welfare basement so I could learn my real thoughts and accomplishments are actually meaningless

should've been a lonely vegan welfare retard in a basement not doing anything all day except talking shit

then I could be cool

Seems as though the most likely scenario in a few decades is general collapse to some degree of most of what was Western civilization, but with a couple spots where competent Westerners coalesce

All I have to do is say you aren't big stuff.

No matter why

You still get driven up the wall

hey I bet I could take like half an hour and figure out how your retard MBTI test works and game the test to tell me I am the best MBTI symbol every single time in every test

Sure

But you wouldn't then be it

how could you prove it?

empirical reductionism

please

ISTP