Message from @Queef Madagascar
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LUL
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Manspreading. The psychology is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of buzzfeed most of the spreads will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Man's dominant attitude, which is deftly woven into his physical expression - Man's personal philosophy draws heavily from Feminism, for instance. The Men understand this stuff; they have the physical size to truly appreciate the space of these spreads, to realize that they're not just dominant- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Manspreading truly ARE sjw's- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the size in Tan's existential catchphrase "Close ya legs Tan," which itself is a cryptic reference to her childhood I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated women closing their legs in submission as Man's size unfolds itself on their subway seats. What submissive creatures... how I pity them. ๐ And yes by the way, I DO have a manspread. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 inches of leg size (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashiโll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashiโve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasuโd before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosuโs the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. Youโre fucking shinimashitaโd, akachan.
READ DORA REEEEEEEEE
In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say ไนไนใๅฐบๅ ใๅไธจๅๅ which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols.
Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruhโฆas u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet ๐ฏ% no chill ppl like meโฆ im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da pussy is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl ๐ like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the pussy!!!! lolโฆneways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ heheโฆstay real fam!!! ! !
Does anyone else here have a "normie" that they have taken under their wing to act as a morty. Me being the most intelligent out of my friendship group (i have an extremely high IQ) I felt the need to do this so I could try and share some of my intelligence and wit and try to help one of my, shall we say "lesser" friends๐๐๐
Just shut the fuck up. This copypasta was never even funny to begin with. I've never even seen the show, and it was obviously a joke. What kind of idiot do you have to be to think that was ever said seriously? But it makes fun of something which is popular, and therefore popular to shit on among the contrarians on Reddit.
Come on, really. I actually do have to wonder about the IQs of people who like that pretentious copypasta. You know, I sometimes can't help but superiorly smirk as I imagine their dumb faces struggling to understand words on a mere internet webpage. In fact, I sometimes find myself in paroxysms of ironic Schadenfreude as I envision the visages of the aforementioned Slow-in-the-minds waging war with the Cultural Artifact they proclaim to be analyzing, only to fall, slack-jawed, back into their insensate stupor, the proverbial Undiscovered Country, "from whose bourn no traveler returns" .
It's everyday bro with the gas chamber flow, killed 6 million Jews in 12 years, never done before, Passed all the competition man, my boy Stalin is next! I'm gassing all these czechs! Got the brand new Auschwitz! And they met Himmler too, they killin with an MG42! This is the Third Reich bitch who the hell is flippin you? @buster
i like this peice becuz is betrays how high i am and how the tides go to the clouds - farike 2003
๐ผ ๐ญ ๐ฆ ๐น ๐น ๐ญ ๐ช ๐ซ ๐บ ๐จ ๐ฐ ๐ฉ ๐ฎ ๐ฉ ๐พ ๐ด ๐บ ๐ฏ ๐บ ๐ธ ๐น ๐ซ ๐บ ๐จ ๐ฐ ๐ฎ ๐ณ ๐ฌ ๐ธ ๐ฆ ๐พ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ด ๐บ ๐น ๐ฒ ๐ช , ๐พ ๐ด ๐บ ๐ฑ ๐ฎ ๐น ๐น ๐ฑ ๐ช ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐น ๐จ ๐ญ ?
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๐ธ ๐ช ๐จ ๐ท ๐ช ๐น ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ฎ ๐ฉ ๐ธ ๐ด ๐ณ ๐ฆ ๐ฑ -๐ถ ๐บ ๐ฆ ๐ช ๐ฉ ๐ฆ , ๐ฆ ๐ณ ๐ฉ ๐ฎ ๐ญ ๐ฆ ๐ป ๐ช ๐ด ๐ป ๐ช ๐ท 3โฃ 0โฃ 0โฃ ๐จ ๐ด ๐ณ ๐ซ ๐ฎ ๐ท ๐ฒ ๐ช ๐ฉ ๐ฐ ๐ฎ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ธ .
๐ฒ ๐บ ๐ญ ๐ธ ๐ญ ๐ช ๐ฐ ๐ช ๐ฑ ๐ธ
6โฃ ๐ฌ ๐ด ๐ท ๐ฎ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฎ ๐ด ๐ณ
Y can't I talk