Message from @CaptainDynamite

Discord ID: 367512132356669440


2017-10-11 03:20:05 UTC  

im running on 4 hours of sleep

2017-10-11 03:20:09 UTC  

i can barely function

2017-10-11 03:20:20 UTC  

True

2017-10-11 03:20:23 UTC  

**SAL GO KICK THAT GUY IN THE NUTS**

2017-10-11 03:20:24 UTC  

OY VEY

2017-10-11 03:20:31 UTC  

we might be retarded

2017-10-11 03:20:46 UTC  

thats probably why i cant type <:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

2017-10-11 03:21:10 UTC  

>wpm
Whips per minute?

2017-10-11 03:21:15 UTC  

yes

2017-10-11 03:21:23 UTC  

for niggers

2017-10-11 03:21:23 UTC  

>be cia guy
>use bot on typing test
>try to boost ego to randoms over the internet

>tfw kissing 120WPM with my eyes runny due to allergies

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

2017-10-11 03:21:30 UTC  

You can really whip them niggers

2017-10-11 03:21:48 UTC  

>tfw sneezing on my computer screen with 120 WPM

2017-10-11 03:21:52 UTC  

I can whip em at 347wpm

>be stevepines
>suck at typing
>use "xd" to convey my intelligence

2017-10-11 03:22:00 UTC  

hello fellow minecrafters

2017-10-11 03:22:00 UTC  

xd

@n//a using an engine doesn't count

2017-10-11 03:22:24 UTC  

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

@n//a if it did I could do about 5,750 whips per minute on my old four cylindar

2017-10-11 03:22:44 UTC  

I guess you could say my arm is an engine

"hurr yea just gonna connect this here whip to this here driveshaft"

"insta-kills the niggers lol"

"har har oh shit they're dead the whip is broken what happened"

2017-10-11 03:23:18 UTC  

I put whips on a combine blade and turned it on

@n//a words per minute

2017-10-11 03:24:36 UTC  

typing is for autist

2017-10-11 03:24:59 UTC  

True chads use voice to text technology

2017-10-11 03:25:19 UTC  

leave hands free to masterbate

2017-10-11 03:25:23 UTC  

Bitch chads are pussies compared to bruces