@Deleted User 904fdf23 Priyezzhayte v Ameriku, moy drug

lolol

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:<

lol

She was a long cool woman in a black dress. Just a 5'9" beautiful tall. With just one look I was a bad mess, because that long cool woman had it all

😄

❤

@KennyD I’ve been to murica, come to russki land, my comrade!

RUSSIANS

2nd one

**RUSSIANS**

I hope you all know people who sag their pants are pretty dumb. In prison that's a sign you like to be anally raped....and a fag

2nd one lol

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How else will he wiggle his anaconda out

@Deleted User 904fdf23 wow you've even been to america, how suspicious 🕵

I sag my pants

its cool

Belts were invented for a reason

Edgy

time to play tf2

@Eustathios no

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OC dog pics

i guess you dont know fashion kid

@Drakus_ i still feel guilty about all the worms i chopped in half as a kid

DOGGO

good boy

@Eustathios Sure kiddo

oohhh fuck the most awkward feeling

You look real professional

@Walter **stop doxxing me dammit** wtf m8 you fooking wanker

*puts up kleenex to head* oh my lawd mah hed

xd

I'm sure I'd hire you

Now to piss in this cup

when you tell a joke and no one laughs the so you assume no one heard you and you repeat it