keep in mind these fuckers have never seen an emu

tbf doggo, we probably could

also these fuckers run FAST

have you seen las vegas?

we fuck shit up regularly just 4 fun

to be fair, if the entire crowd in vegas was emus, steve would have killed no one

yeah emus dont fuck around

they're quick as fuck

i dont know if emus like country music

talons*

just a hypothetical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrIS4vTtpig

not w that attitude

iirc there was a thing in the emu war documentation where an emu was killed by being hit by the truck they were using, which killed it, but the emu beforehand had taken like 6 bullets

billy idol makes me question my sexuality

Ban all discussion of the Emu war that arent historical explanations or discussions, or critiques on the strategies used.

i stared at an emu one time and it fuckin exploded

true story

but yeah tl;dr emu war was funny until people took it seriously and actually started thinking we deployed tactical squads against emus

did you guys know that in the great emu war, australia deployed tactical squads against emus and lost?

welp fuck

😄

never forget smash thinking you personally sent all of australias artillery against emus.

he's exposed the secret

fucking smash

lmao

get the bundy

imma fight this emu

smash is here and wants me banned for being a fascist : (

yeah

wait no, it seems he left

btw like a month after the emu war they offered bounties for emus and there were like 30k killed in 6 months

different smash

thats not him

i heard ned kelly is 50% emu

nah

cunts a fucking wallaby

marmite but not gay

starch

kangaroo poo

roo poo