Message from @whytho

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2017-10-15 06:46:18 UTC  

>emu war

2017-10-15 06:46:20 UTC  

welp

2017-10-15 06:46:25 UTC  

he got me folks

2017-10-15 06:46:26 UTC  

time to pack up

2017-10-15 06:46:35 UTC  

how will he ever recover

2017-10-15 06:46:43 UTC  

just gonna

2017-10-15 06:46:48 UTC  

renounce my austraian citizenship

2017-10-15 06:46:56 UTC  

and go get steve irwin'd by a jellyfish

2017-10-15 06:46:56 UTC  

and die

2017-10-15 06:47:06 UTC  

🤔

2017-10-15 06:47:06 UTC  

Australians dont like the emu war thing because its misunderstood and joked about way too much

2017-10-15 06:47:11 UTC  

stereotypes 4 days

2017-10-15 06:47:13 UTC  

yeah

2017-10-15 06:47:16 UTC  

(same reason i dont like it)

2017-10-15 06:47:29 UTC  

dude the emu war was an amazing effort

2017-10-15 06:47:38 UTC  

No, it wasnt, but that isnt a bad thing.

2017-10-15 06:47:44 UTC  

<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>

2017-10-15 06:47:49 UTC  

Not a success in the slightest, but not a failure

2017-10-15 06:47:51 UTC  

yeah

2017-10-15 06:47:53 UTC  

@king very spooky color

2017-10-15 06:47:56 UTC  

are we talking about that time australia lost to birds?

2017-10-15 06:47:57 UTC  

emus arent fucking turkies on stilts

2017-10-15 06:47:58 UTC  

<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>

2017-10-15 06:48:06 UTC  

they can take a few bullets

2017-10-15 06:48:15 UTC  

especially lewis gun bullets because they're fairly low caliber

2017-10-15 06:48:37 UTC  

everytime i try to defend it americans are just like

2017-10-15 06:48:46 UTC  

"UHRTUHRUHRU I COULD KILL LIKE 90000 EMUS WITH A PISTOL FAGGOT"

2017-10-15 06:48:48 UTC  

dae lose to bird xD

2017-10-15 06:48:55 UTC  

keep in mind these fuckers have never seen an emu

2017-10-15 06:49:00 UTC  

tbf doggo, we probably could

2017-10-15 06:49:00 UTC  

also these fuckers run FAST

2017-10-15 06:49:03 UTC  

have you seen las vegas?

2017-10-15 06:49:10 UTC  

we fuck shit up regularly just 4 fun

2017-10-15 06:49:22 UTC  

to be fair, if the entire crowd in vegas was emus, steve would have killed no one

2017-10-15 06:49:32 UTC  

yeah emus dont fuck around

2017-10-15 06:49:34 UTC  

they're quick as fuck

2017-10-15 06:49:39 UTC  

i dont know if emus like country music

2017-10-15 06:49:47 UTC  

talons*

2017-10-15 06:49:49 UTC  

just a hypothetical