Message from @Bashar Al Assad

Discord ID: 369568987748499456


2017-10-16 19:32:00 UTC  

The only females in here right now are Lexi and Sasha.

2017-10-16 19:32:06 UTC  

give me 7 goods reasons why they are not

2017-10-16 19:32:14 UTC  

is Lexi really a grill?

2017-10-16 19:32:40 UTC  

thats against tos ban

2017-10-16 19:32:42 UTC  

Lexi is another mini-me like @Dolly

2017-10-16 19:32:45 UTC  

grills always ruin good #generals

2017-10-16 19:32:55 UTC  

Tiny and <70 lbs.

2017-10-16 19:33:05 UTC  

im addicted to thots

2017-10-16 19:33:39 UTC  

@Deleted User 904fdf23 Trump was in russia in 2008?

2017-10-16 19:33:40 UTC  

@Deleted User 904fdf23 lol. You attract revolution like honey with a bear.

2017-10-16 19:33:48 UTC  

@Lex how old are you?

2017-10-16 19:33:50 UTC  

12?

2017-10-16 19:33:52 UTC  

speaking of thot patrollers, Shkreli is "doing good in prison" and he is "teaching inmates many things" - i bet $1k that 2 months from now hes either dead or prison raped. who wants to take the bet?

2017-10-16 19:34:11 UTC  

i think the Netherlands should change their flag to the flag of somalia

2017-10-16 19:34:14 UTC  
2017-10-16 19:34:38 UTC  

>orange revolution

>trump

>orange

2017-10-16 19:34:46 UTC  

@Lex I bet if @ordosius blew on you, you’d fall over.

2017-10-16 19:34:53 UTC  

@Jeb im jacking off not taking a piss

2017-10-16 19:34:53 UTC  

Sweden’s gonna be named new Syria pretty soon

2017-10-16 19:35:03 UTC  

im a big guy

2017-10-16 19:35:12 UTC  

Sweden didnt even take that much refugees tbh

2017-10-16 19:35:30 UTC  

can you blame traps tho?

2017-10-16 19:35:34 UTC  

@Lex Aren’t you 4’9”?

2017-10-16 19:35:38 UTC  

women are getting a free pass to everything now

2017-10-16 19:35:47 UTC  
2017-10-16 19:35:57 UTC  

lel

2017-10-16 19:35:57 UTC  

sasha is a russian nationalist, which basically means she stays in shape becauase she loves her country and is ready to go to war at any moment.

2017-10-16 19:35:58 UTC  

@StevePines -WA Yes, they are sexual deviants. Like you, except you refuse to share your Guac.

2017-10-16 19:36:00 UTC  

When I worked out the most I’ve squatted was almost 400 lbs

2017-10-16 19:36:19 UTC  

fuck exercising #fatacceptance

2017-10-16 19:36:20 UTC  

@Lex I am 200 cm, you are a mini-me.

2017-10-16 19:36:23 UTC  

<:killme:318967776826097685>

2017-10-16 19:36:28 UTC  

I am 200 cm and 100 kg

2017-10-16 19:36:52 UTC  

@Deleted User 904fdf23 i have a bachelors in science but i work at taco bell

2017-10-16 19:36:56 UTC  

I should work out again

2017-10-16 19:36:57 UTC  

Muh babushka

2017-10-16 19:36:59 UTC  

@Lex confirmed requestor of <:dindu:356316970733404161> 🍆

2017-10-16 19:37:08 UTC  

Muh adidas tracksuits

2017-10-16 19:37:58 UTC  

@Lex don’t worry. <:dindu:356316970733404161> 🍆 feels going in a tiny girl.

2017-10-16 19:38:11 UTC  

@Deleted User 904fdf23 stop slacking and get your PhD.