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my state gets a chick? in an egg? Not a patriot? GAAAYYY

should I be a skeleton for Halloween for an excuse to say doot doot all night

by your logic alabama would be pronounced as "ahhh la ah second cousin"

@stupid DO IT

roll tide?

yeah but there's nothing to really do for me

yes ROLL TIDE indeed

what's funny about delaware

is how they do not have a football team

but use the football emoji the most

they're also fat

gg

ooh that explains the elephant emoji

bc uni

If they had a dunkin’ donuts emoji, my state would have it.

never seen a dunkin doughnuts

It's just ok

i love how Arizona is unironically a cactus

@stupid you must either be in another country or in the upper west of the US.

i am from southern Alabama

Texas master race

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>southern alabama

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the shitty Cajun part too

@Walter blue has bluebonnet flowers in her name

2 many swamps

well CIA there is a difference in the state

yes bluebonnet is still here

Joe merica >

not around much tho sadly

Birmingham(north) is incredibly liberal

There are about 100-200 DD’s in Alabama. Ten times as many🥞🍳 Waffle Huts.

probably because that's where we forced all the niggers

i also live 45 minutes away from the nearest gas station

gentrification, bitches!!! Let’s raise those rents!

Did ya'll see this? https://www.channel4.com/news/neo-nazi-national-front-organiser-quits-movement-comes-out-as-gay-kevin-wilshaw-jewish-heritage

We been spooked

bamboozled

no neonazis in here 🙂