deadass I think a pit bull on bath salts would be able to take your head off easily

@Lex we fostered one for almost a month. she was adopted last sunday

btfo amerifats

my neighbor used to have a really sweet pit bull I'd baby sit sometimes

Rekt xddddd

@Lex she was pushy and snored but was also a sweetheart

yup

was Woodrow wilson a cuck?

@Lex 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😀

(((oregon)))

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my state gets a chick? in an egg? Not a patriot? GAAAYYY

should I be a skeleton for Halloween for an excuse to say doot doot all night

by your logic alabama would be pronounced as "ahhh la ah second cousin"

@stupid DO IT

roll tide?

yeah but there's nothing to really do for me

yes ROLL TIDE indeed

what's funny about delaware

is how they do not have a football team

but use the football emoji the most

they're also fat

gg

ooh that explains the elephant emoji

bc uni

If they had a dunkin’ donuts emoji, my state would have it.

never seen a dunkin doughnuts

It's just ok

i love how Arizona is unironically a cactus

@stupid you must either be in another country or in the upper west of the US.

i am from southern Alabama

Texas master race

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>southern alabama

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the shitty Cajun part too

@Walter blue has bluebonnet flowers in her name

2 many swamps

well CIA there is a difference in the state

yes bluebonnet is still here