who the fuck wouldn't want to get fucked by bill clinton?

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the knife I bought today

there's no such thing as involuntary sex when bill is involved

Any sensible person

that big nosed bitch that got a nose job

Green berets

Bill "If I cover your mouth you cant say no" Clinton

How do you all feel about the green berets?

bill clinton is a murderer, tbh

the bombing of yugoslavia was a war crime

slobodan milosevic did nothing wrong

We shouldn't even fucking care about the balklans

This fucking bartender. Rude service each time I interact with the guy for like the 3 times I’ve been here over three months, then refuses to serve me because I “stiffed” him on a tip

Frat guy

Is there another bartender?

Yeah he told me to go upstairs

Fight him

Fat piece of shit

It's the irish way

If a tip is required then it should be a gratuity fee

Tell him, "Heres a tip, go fuck yourself"

But if I get attitude then he expects a tip?

Lol

"Here's a tip: Don't expect good wages while being a bartender"

Give him an insultingly low tip, like a nickel or something

Fuckin' Penny

I can’t because he never took my order

Penny for your thoughts

or a septa token

I should have taken a penny and thrown it

Nah, a pre 1863-half cent

those are worth a lot now, tho

H e c k

Well

Whatever I’m never going here again anyhow

Jokes on you if you give him that

I’m just here for an event

Half-cent pennies are worth more then pennies from that time period <:pepewat:363726771365085185>

The fucking balls on this asshole

Barfight

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