im a high stakes gambler and i get comped sushi at casinos, the laws dont apply to me.

@SchloppyDoggo what does that EO mean again?

Ugh kill me now...

Cant get drafted if not legal to serve 🤔

I ate 600 kcal worth of cookies and ice cream

Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

@amygdala you cant get drafted because you have legit mental disorders

Cut off your dick to spite your country

If I get drafted, I'll just end up beng a mechanic since I'm too thicc for the battlefield <:FeelsDabMan:356316778470834176>

True

I love anime so. fucking. much.

IM KIDDING OK

WAIT

This is why we are allowing trans in the military!

Ahhahahahah!

I hate anime

I hate anime and want to kill em all

@Gurgur weeb

Degeneracy needs to be purged from this earth in glorious fire. Sieg HEIL!

Trans get drafted first so they don't feel oppressed hahaha

Wtf is this Nazi shit

@AR I hope you and I get drafted together so I can friendly fire you

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Lmao

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you know what bothers me. they say whites are a majority. for one, what is white? there are many shades of white. if we are to lump a whole group of people based on skin color, then we should lump middle easterners, hispanics and blacks into the same category, at which point they are a clear majority. so which minority is being oppressed? clearly whites.

I wish I was a sad chad

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not gonna lie

mfw i’m over 35 and ineligible for the draft

White people are oppressed

Fuck my stomach hurts

This was a big mistake

I sun burn easily so I am like ultra-white. Not albino, but still more whiter than white. Can't beat my whiteness, unless you are in fact an albino.

Ahaha hah hah oldfag @futurestorms

@Dolly want me to give you a belly rub, my beautiful wife uwu

@Gurgur hahahaha go die in NK

uwu

Sure do it

My stomach feels like ripping

@futurestorms im still in high school 😂😂😂👌🏿