Message from @whytho

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2017-10-23 12:47:40 UTC  

I think itโ€™s because California is so big. Just a guess.

2017-10-23 12:49:28 UTC  
2017-10-23 12:51:15 UTC  

you can easily split it into two seperate courts. give Cali their own with Hawaii, Oregon and Washingotn and let Idaho, Alaska, Arizona, Montana and Nevada have their own court for people who arent insane

2017-10-23 13:00:04 UTC  

Reminder to get saved

2017-10-23 13:03:34 UTC  

```css
>orthodox cross
```

2017-10-23 13:03:46 UTC  

<:pepewat:363726771365085185>

2017-10-23 13:04:27 UTC  

h*ck u

2017-10-23 13:04:35 UTC  

im not some dirty prot

2017-10-23 13:06:54 UTC  

I just realized how little I know of orthodoxy

2017-10-23 13:07:02 UTC  

It's just Catholicism but without the Pope and more mystical tbh

2017-10-23 13:07:10 UTC  

also they didn't burn as many people

2017-10-23 13:07:13 UTC  

Still follow jesus?

2017-10-23 13:07:20 UTC  

well nominally yeah but

2017-10-23 13:07:26 UTC  

they have a really different view of many issues

2017-10-23 13:07:45 UTC  

for the Orthodox, salvation is a process, whereas for Baptists it's one and done

2017-10-23 13:08:08 UTC  

that's the biggest difference tbh

2017-10-23 13:08:11 UTC  

Guess the process didn't involve holding constantinople ๐Ÿ™„

2017-10-23 13:08:42 UTC  

Yeah, that whole "all you need to get in heaven is to be ok with Jesus" thing aint my cup of tea

2017-10-23 13:09:02 UTC  

Also Mary was perfect and theres nothing you can do about it

2017-10-23 13:09:04 UTC  

โ˜ฆ

2017-10-23 13:09:06 UTC  

John 5:24: "Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life."

2017-10-23 13:09:11 UTC  

<:ThonkButCool:371791931044528140>

2017-10-23 13:09:26 UTC  

<:Thonk:362811285869559808>

2017-10-23 13:09:41 UTC  

Neato ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-10-23 13:10:02 UTC  

together we will reclaim Constantinople

2017-10-23 13:10:09 UTC  

and remove the kebabs

2017-10-23 13:10:34 UTC  

Didn't Francis call an ecumenical council for 2025 or something? to try and reunite those churches

2017-10-23 13:10:40 UTC  

Catholicism and orthodoxy

2017-10-23 13:10:59 UTC  

@MegaX think of it like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/372009010540314634/image-1.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/372009011299745792/image-2.png

2017-10-23 13:11:07 UTC  

it's Nicea 2025

2017-10-23 13:11:14 UTC  

sorry i dont have the full comic that has orthodoxy included

2017-10-23 13:11:33 UTC  

that second image has been mislabelled and should read "vatican 2"

2017-10-23 13:11:37 UTC  

<:FeelsSmug:356316580143169536>

2017-10-23 13:11:46 UTC  

<:FeelsSmug:356316580143169536>

2017-10-23 13:11:52 UTC  

Hahaha love it ๐Ÿ˜„

2017-10-23 13:12:08 UTC  

Protestantism is just "fuck this shit, it's too difficult" ๐Ÿคท

2017-10-23 13:12:20 UTC  

martin luther lovedd the jews

2017-10-23 13:12:26 UTC  

catholicism is the one true religion

2017-10-23 13:12:33 UTC  

Pretty much. Thankfully some Prots are ok (ie @Rocktomato)

2017-10-23 13:12:49 UTC  

fuggin babbdisd