Message from @Rocktomato

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2017-10-23 13:04:35 UTC  

im not some dirty prot

2017-10-23 13:06:54 UTC  

I just realized how little I know of orthodoxy

2017-10-23 13:07:02 UTC  

It's just Catholicism but without the Pope and more mystical tbh

2017-10-23 13:07:10 UTC  

also they didn't burn as many people

2017-10-23 13:07:13 UTC  

Still follow jesus?

2017-10-23 13:07:20 UTC  

well nominally yeah but

2017-10-23 13:07:26 UTC  

they have a really different view of many issues

2017-10-23 13:07:45 UTC  

for the Orthodox, salvation is a process, whereas for Baptists it's one and done

2017-10-23 13:08:08 UTC  

that's the biggest difference tbh

2017-10-23 13:08:11 UTC  

Guess the process didn't involve holding constantinople 🙄

2017-10-23 13:08:42 UTC  

Yeah, that whole "all you need to get in heaven is to be ok with Jesus" thing aint my cup of tea

2017-10-23 13:09:02 UTC  

Also Mary was perfect and theres nothing you can do about it

2017-10-23 13:09:04 UTC  

☦

2017-10-23 13:09:06 UTC  

John 5:24: "Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life."

2017-10-23 13:09:11 UTC  

<:ThonkButCool:371791931044528140>

2017-10-23 13:09:26 UTC  

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2017-10-23 13:09:41 UTC  

Neato 👌

2017-10-23 13:10:02 UTC  

together we will reclaim Constantinople

2017-10-23 13:10:09 UTC  

and remove the kebabs

2017-10-23 13:10:34 UTC  

Didn't Francis call an ecumenical council for 2025 or something? to try and reunite those churches

2017-10-23 13:10:40 UTC  

Catholicism and orthodoxy

2017-10-23 13:10:59 UTC  

@MegaX think of it like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/372009010540314634/image-1.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/372009011299745792/image-2.png

2017-10-23 13:11:07 UTC  

it's Nicea 2025

2017-10-23 13:11:14 UTC  

sorry i dont have the full comic that has orthodoxy included

2017-10-23 13:11:33 UTC  

that second image has been mislabelled and should read "vatican 2"

2017-10-23 13:11:37 UTC  

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2017-10-23 13:11:46 UTC  

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2017-10-23 13:11:52 UTC  

Hahaha love it 😄

2017-10-23 13:12:08 UTC  

Protestantism is just "fuck this shit, it's too difficult" 🤷

2017-10-23 13:12:20 UTC  

martin luther lovedd the jews

2017-10-23 13:12:26 UTC  

catholicism is the one true religion

2017-10-23 13:12:33 UTC  

Pretty much. Thankfully some Prots are ok (ie @Rocktomato)

2017-10-23 13:12:49 UTC  

fuggin babbdisd

2017-10-23 13:12:55 UTC  

```css
>martin luther loved the jews
```

2017-10-23 13:12:59 UTC  

What did he mean by this

2017-10-23 13:13:03 UTC  

da j00s

2017-10-23 13:13:04 UTC  

Martin Luther wanted to drown Jews lol

2017-10-23 13:13:17 UTC  

Has anyone got that image with "before /pol/" and "after /pol/"

2017-10-23 13:13:20 UTC  

with Luther

2017-10-23 13:13:24 UTC  

no..martin luther loved them. thought he could convert them. when they refused, he got butthurt

2017-10-23 13:13:36 UTC  

and thats when he wrote the jews and their lies