Hugh Hefner isnt dead yet 😛

TMW there is no wrong direction to take so you get confused AF

Spam.

TMZ went and knocked on his down and they said "Fake News"

@MrThatGuy what do you mean

He died

door*

no

What??

What do you mean no

lel

Bet iw as a few people who wanted a trans gender playboy

i want to die

Don't do it, zane

BUT AN IDIOT STOLE MY PROMOTION

elmo goes ***BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gWsLvlw1fg

What'd they do?

Ok time to create my blog

Any cool and catchy names??

xxXDollyBlogXxx

NO

throw in a few underscores

cmon now

APPARENTLY I'M LESS QUALIFIED THAN A PERSON WHO THINKS GIVING ADDERALL TO A PERSON WITH HYPERTENSION IS A GOOD IDEA

Don't make me sound like a 2005 porno

The NetherLady

xxxSlutxxx

Oooh that one is nice

But makes me sound evil tho

they gave head nurse to an idiot instead of me @YourFriendlyNeighborhoodPaladin

I can always go for the simple 'the traditional woman'

The Lady of Netherland, maybe

Cmon now

Let's be serious for one sec

@zanezavin. That sucks. Have you talked to your boss about it?

This blog may save countless of poor feminists' lives

Which blog?

The blog I'm creating rn

@YourFriendlyNeighborhoodPaladin they're the one that chose her