Teach your kids to cook as soon as they exit the womb

Smh typical Americans, no brains

Shove a spatula into the birth canal

😂

@!Co-Owner! Is the Australian flag on the moon or is it the Stars and Stripes?🇺🇸🤔

Idk but your obesity rate can reach your flag on the moon for some reason

Is the Australian flag equivalent to Satan, or is it the Stars and Stripes?

that literally makes no sense.

🇺🇸 🤔

Of course you don't understand, my silly American

👏America👏Is👏The👏Great👏Satan👏

I have to do a paper on either Idi Amin or Hirohito by next week

Who should I do?

Do Hirohito. Idi hogs all the limelight.

Ah

imo

ok, back to reading. L8r.

Go learn your times tables up to 12 while you're at it

I know you're not taught that in amerifat schools

أمريفاتس سخيفة

@whytho you should come to Aus so you can bait Americans about nothing

The American grows angry and confused when witnessing people smarter than him

Every american talking to a european be like

@!Co-Owner! I would rather live in AUS tbh

i hate having to call myself Am*rican

Im fine where I am

Canada seems to be slowly going back on track

@whytho murica

I just want to move up north here in nordicland

Land of the Protestants

Im a southnig

@!Co-Owner!

Great vid ^

Sweden saved protestantism in Europe

cant watch rn in class

Aren't you allowed to use headphones

@whytho lmfao don’t want your teachers taking your phone away

I left my headphones at home