I could name every vegetable there at age 7

They think tomatoes are potatoes

Amerifats

Well, you get the gold star.

It's the TV mongers pushing kids to be hapless retards

Can your kids say what those vegetables are

Did you amerifats have ads of how to eat healthy

@!Co-Owner! yes, my daughter knows what those are. She helps me cook.

Does everybody on your road have kids that cook

Or are you an exception

Yes. I am the only American that can cook. I am not obese though.

Are you only going to strawman

Or what

If you dont make your kids cook for you, youre a bad parent

It is hard for me to cook at the million restaurants in the US, but i manage.

Teach your kids to cook as soon as they exit the womb

Smh typical Americans, no brains

Shove a spatula into the birth canal

😂

@!Co-Owner! Is the Australian flag on the moon or is it the Stars and Stripes?🇺🇸🤔

Idk but your obesity rate can reach your flag on the moon for some reason

Is the Australian flag equivalent to Satan, or is it the Stars and Stripes?

that literally makes no sense.

🇺🇸 🤔

Of course you don't understand, my silly American

👏America👏Is👏The👏Great👏Satan👏

I have to do a paper on either Idi Amin or Hirohito by next week

Who should I do?

Do Hirohito. Idi hogs all the limelight.

Ah

imo

ok, back to reading. L8r.

Go learn your times tables up to 12 while you're at it

I know you're not taught that in amerifat schools

أمريفاتس سخيفة

@whytho you should come to Aus so you can bait Americans about nothing

The American grows angry and confused when witnessing people smarter than him

Every american talking to a european be like

@!Co-Owner! I would rather live in AUS tbh