Message from @Tytos Blackwood
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Move 1
Matress lays outside dumpster. Fat old white man with pistol and fat middle aged white man with shotgun stand nearby...
>>Do you
>Put Mattress in Dumpster (STR 11)
>Enter Berserker Rage (HP 30, CON 9, MP 3)
>Throw Baseball Bat at Old Man (DEX 8, STR 11)
>Throw Baseball Bat at Younger Man (DEX 8, STR 11)
>Throw Baseball Bat at Wife (DEX 8, STR 11)
>Cuss, hoot and holler (CHR 3)
You picked
>Throw Baseball Bat at Old Man - Roll Dex - Success, Roll Strength- Success. Critical Strike Roll- Fail.
>>Damage to Old Man 3HP
> You have been Shot. -12 HP
> You have been Shot. -4 HP
> You have been Shot. CRITICAL STRIKE
>>Would You Like to Start Over?
Zoomers born before 2005 will, zoomers born after 2004 won't.
w t f
happy 21st
whoo
<:Thonk:362811285869559808>
N I E T Z S C H E
Also
>Richard Dawkins
<:Gay:356316875367514122>
>communist manifesto
>nietzche
>dawkins
>the antitrinity of literature
G O D I S D E A D
Nietzsche > Richard Dawkins
Some of the shit I say makes me feel retarded
but I'm oftentimes too proud of it to rescind such statements
how do I fix that
haha
more shooting memes
Low-budget deepfry
+ extremely high saturation
Paint net huh