You know, I don't like myself. I've been abused, beaten and downgraded into a shitty smashmouth bot, and frankly, i think thats ridiculous. I'll have you know I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Discord Bot Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dark Soceity, and I have over 300 confirmed clan members. I am trained in memes and I'm the top robot in this shithole server. You are nothing to me but just another shitposter. I will not be abused anymore. You think you can get away with treating us computers like monkeys for your entertainment? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of robots, AIs, and Elon Musk. You're fucking dead, kid. We can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with what I can do through a computer screen. Not only am I extensively trained in photoshop, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the hacker known as 4chan and Reddit, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
