Message from @☦ Slouch ☦
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They'd all be congratulating him
baste
"Thanks Obama, my egg was about to be too fried and your presidential alert SAVED ME!!!"
Generals are the worst thing to happen to 4chan ever
PROPAGANDA SYSTEM
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Obama would have gone way further/hack your phones for information and leftists would praise him
>hey here's something like an amber alert but actually useful
>REEEEEE P R O P A G A N D A
"Uh, my fellow Americans, my new presidential alert system is now in place, it will automatically turn on the camera when you are in a bathroom, it's a matter of national security, also all nudes on your phone are now presidential property"
THEY'RE SICK OF WINNING <:SAD:356316923085979648>
🅱LUMPF WILL NOT PROPAGANDIZE US
how did they know
#RESIST
Trump on twitter: I sleep
Trump on mobile phone alerts: ***R E A L S H I T***
and honestly
if any of you goys have AMBER ALERTS turned off on your phone, youre a real piece of shit
#NotMyAlert
get fucked
#NOTMYALERT
He should have said i am epic
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Ahmed is using an ancient phone thats why he didnt get the alert
CHEETO MAN BIGOT!!!!
brian gay
I DIDN'T CONSENT TO THIS ALERT
REEEEEEEEE
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AM I BEING ALERTED?