Depends on the time of day, either morning, good morning, afternoon or evening.

greetings, kind sir

unbritish

lol no it isn't

This is an English muffin

lit everyone does it

your suppose to yell out, "TALLY HO' OLE CHAP"

most greetings sound gay

English Muffins are more common in the US.

ENGLISH MUFFINS ARE GAY

Yea but still

taste bad to me

blueberry muffins were great

man i wish i had some right now

Howdy sounds the least gay

i can't imagien saying hi or hey

ehh

i say sup

because i am from the HOOD

nigga

Yeah I can't say sup anymore

Passed puberty

i still say sup

hi is for women ok

how do you greet someone?

I've been going with hello, considering Howdy

though if you need to consciously switch

it will probably come off wrong

yeah

hey, sup is usually what i use

Hi [X] Why Hello There! [✓]

lol

gotta make your greeting memorable

no

howdy is really good for that reason, but it has to make sense

i can see people in the mid-west saying that

it's hard to see someone in NYC say that as a greeting

of course, of course

I typically go with the enthusiastic hello there, more memorable than just a hey, especially if you say it with zeal

so tell me, how can you tell if someone is gay or not

(I know smooth transition