a local one

Please no.

and she worked there

@S u z u what other proof do we need to know whamen want to be raped

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Lmao. I was fucking with you.

And when I tried to pay for what I was gonna buy with my credit card, the card machine wasn't working

so I punched it

then Kim Kardashian freaked out and said "NO NO NO DON'T PUNCH IT!!!"

traps these days

then I punched her right in her face

Imagine waking up to some stranger standing at the end of your bed and you can move and everything and it is still there for some minutes until it fades away. Or waking up to children laughing in the distance. That's my dreamstate recently. Maybe am going mad.

Your true desires right here

@Logical-Scholar what is this powerfantasy

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ sounds lovely

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ isn't that lucid dreaming or whatever it was called

Oh it is XD such pleasantness.

Doesn't lucid dream mean that you can control your dreams

@Noxar Nah I think lucid dreaming is different, these were like illusions or something.

@Darkstar IDK I got random dreams

british guys have small penises right

oh it was a dream...

I legit had a dream once that I was fighting in the winter war

american guys big

I remember the first illusion I got upon waking up I was staring to the side of my bed and these pitch black shadow started rising up and I run fast as fuck out my bed to turn the light on and it was gone.

had my suomi kp (smg) and was running in the forest from cover to cover

killing ruskies

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ I had so many nightmares when I was like 10. Nowdays I almost never have them

reminder that curved penises are better for hitting gspot

@Aisa I win

Yeah I use to have lots of nightmares when I was younger, my mum got a dream catcher and they stopped.

dream cathcer?

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ

I know this might sound crazy
But it's the MÖTHS visiting you at night

My lucid dreams are always boring. I end up grocery shopping or joy riding to my death.

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I once had sex in my dreams

You shall turn off the LÄMP

cya later virgins 😎

@Darkstar what a baller

BRÖTHER

madlad