I got some toast in my oven

Don't you have a toaster?

I put cheese on top of it

oh.

So I can't really put it down my toaster

and ruin it

You can get these plastic pocket things that allow you to do grilled cheese in a toaster.

Makes grug think

Is putting a bread into toaster a sign of being a coal burner?

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you can dig coal in minecraft and burn stuff with it

I can't really put coal into a toaster

A few nights ago I saw Kim Kardashian in my dream and I punched her

Lmao

Last night I dreamed I got testicular cancer

not even joking

You had a nightmare?

Dreams are our minds reflection of what it desires, so it would be a good idea to avoid meeting her irl, you might punch her and go to jail

Wasn't a nightmare, just a weird AF dream.

That lump was HUGE tho

Actually last night I dreamed of taking my dads car when I was 17 and someone drove else drove the wrong way and crashed into me and I got finned and I tried explain someone else did that

then the cop started laughing

and claimed I have no evidence

I can't remember half of my dreams the other half is being raped by Johny Depp.

@Noxar Well you know I hate thots so probably

I keep waking up to visual and auditory illusions lately.

The other night it felt like I was tripping on something, my wardrobe was swirling weird patterns.

I can detail the Kim Kardashian dream more

Like I saw her in a grocery store of all places

a local one

Please no.

and she worked there

@S u z u what other proof do we need to know whamen want to be raped

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Lmao. I was fucking with you.

And when I tried to pay for what I was gonna buy with my credit card, the card machine wasn't working

so I punched it

then Kim Kardashian freaked out and said "NO NO NO DON'T PUNCH IT!!!"

traps these days

then I punched her right in her face