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YEET

Yeet

i told a woman she had a fine pair of knockers on another server and got muted for it

what is this great injustice

You sprinkled that aquiesce and she rejected?

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Can you diagnose yourself with depression

Yes

By watching anime

Or porn

Because then you willingly gave yourself depression

And without those things

idk theres more shit out there

I don’t even know what to do

Even when I do

Same. I know what to do, but then am like, nah that'll be a waste of time. Then I just sit there doing nothing and wasting my time. <:wesmart:359946049588166657>

The things I want to do are a waste of time

And they’ll never happen

The things I need to do I feel like I can’t do

So

What’s the point

Suicide is for numales

What do you want to do right this very moment tho?

Ask a girl out that isn’t remotely interested in dating anyone, finish a college degree, get back in shape, be a successful student, fix my own priorities

I can go on

But that’s a waste of time since there’s so much

It’s just been one of those nights

Sup Bis

Hey

wait

who tf changed my name

Not me

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I got bopped

Yeah I understand. It can get overwhelming.

F for me

There’s no point asking for help or telling my problems to anyone in person because I don’t want to be a burden to anyone

I hate dragging people into my own life problems

It’s not them either