*trying to express myself through texts*

0/50 - 0/25 and 015 actually

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That’s zero people who can hear my opinions RIGHT NOW

And one 0/99

Just go and practice in AFK by talking to yourself, the Ameriffats are on later normally.

I like green tea, and ginger tea, and Greek mountain tea

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Not epic. Only tea is plain tea.

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I’m gonna rape someone with an Abrams tank if I can’t get my voice chat

I love tea. Honestly wish I could drink it.

@S u z u Do you have an eating disorder?

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ none of your business

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You know what, I can't get defensive anymore. Yes, I have an eating disorder

You should have just said no

okay

I thought so

Eat more

Get thicc

Ha.

That's how the good ol boys like em

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It's n o T T H a T s I M P L e

Eating disorders are a sign of not loving Israeal.

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You must be exterminated.

Okay I am taking my doggo for a walk now.

What breed it

^ example of my superior iq

A mongrel, it has a bunch of breeds in it, the prominent two though are Alsatian and Pomeranian so he looks like miniature Alsatian with extra long fur.

Alsatians are cute.

Mixed breeds live longer than pure breeds anyway.

Yeah my mum was attacked by one once. But she fended that bitch off.

Haha

Yeah so the tips with that is to keep standing up, don't fall, keep turning away from the dog, but don't run. Most of the time they'll lose interest and/or back off.

Sounds like you been through more than one dog attack.

Golden retrievers are the most kind and loyal dogs ever created by our lord

I was attacked by one.

Nah, only one. It's important to know just in case, too many people physically try and fight back or run away, bad idea, most of the time.