Has anyone ever been at a party where they have eaten so much that upon eating something else you have to swallow several times to get it down and then you end up having massive indigestion?

No because I am not old

Okay, well if you ever do, make sure not to gulp down a pint of water afterwards, believe me, BIG MISTAKE.

I dont need to worry

Proud bearer of celtic blood

Also what does being old have to do with it <:Thonk:362811285869559808>

It sounds like an old person problem to me

Old @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ

Well it isn't

I guess you just never eaten tons at a party buffet

See

That is an old person style party

You are old

wtf. You're weird. Go and find some friends bro. I think that's the real problem here.

Who tf goes

"Hey you lads wanna go out for a cheeky buffet"

"Totally bro, just gotta watch my indigestion"

Dude it is normally a party for like Christmas or Halloween or a birthday.

Youre fuckin old lad

And we have it at a house

our own made buffet.

Party food lmao

What is your definition of "party food"

You buy those shitty asda sausage rolls dont you

Get some cold pizzas going

Not always. Listen. It depended. If I was having a picky meal at home and watching movie for a family then yes, it'd be stuff like pizza, garlic bread, sausage rolls, cocktail sausages, spring rolls etc, which was awesome! But if it was New Years, Christmas, Birthday, Halloween buffet it'd normally be a range of meats that we'd put in baguettes or a BBQ.

“Party” these days usually means something sinful @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ @Métropolice

Nah, these parties were often family friendly.

or even, always family friendly.

We never went out to party, it was always at a house.

Hello lads

I’ll put it this way: 90% of what people call “parties” end with at least one commiting sins

Yeah well you can count me out of that 90%

We normally played games on Nintendo Wii during our parties XD

It was good family and friends fun.

None of that chav stuff.

I mean I guess you could call it more of a get together, but it normally happened on times where you'd consider them parties instead.

Because they are dumb

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ Lol I know people who talk about partying then end up getting extremely drunk and having sex with people they don’t even have connections to

I will be honest

Yeah that's not great