Message from @UltimateLifeformGappy

Discord ID: 558423311273558036


2019-03-21 22:13:51 UTC  

It'll be hard to tell them every single day

2019-03-21 22:14:19 UTC  

At least the authorities will get a quick laugh time and time again

2019-03-21 22:16:20 UTC  

Everyone go into flat earth chat

2019-03-21 22:16:44 UTC  

Gonna have to keep a jerk off journal from now on

2019-03-21 22:20:07 UTC  

Why 55 year olds specifically lol

2019-03-21 22:20:53 UTC  

hey

2019-03-21 22:20:59 UTC  

Hi

2019-03-21 22:21:23 UTC  

Imagine the news story’s

2019-03-21 22:22:18 UTC  

*local old man jacking off to authorities say he can report jacking off to authorities*

2019-03-21 22:23:39 UTC  

***"Florida man won't stop jacking off illegally"***

2019-03-21 22:24:15 UTC  

**”HERE IS HIS STORY”**

2019-03-21 22:37:47 UTC  

guys stop abt florida

2019-03-21 22:37:53 UTC  

im *triggered*

2019-03-21 22:42:06 UTC  

***"Florida man gets triggered by illegal masturbation. Furiously masturbates in protest."***

2019-03-21 22:42:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484514023698726912/558420190510055435/image0.jpg

2019-03-21 22:44:41 UTC  

@UltimateLifeformGappy sounds about white

2019-03-21 22:45:46 UTC  

Wouldn't be surprised

2019-03-21 22:45:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484514023698726912/558421037935755275/2018-10-10_09_46_54-BBC_Debuts_British-Iraqi_Gay_Non-binary_Muslim_to_Explain_Quantum_Physics__Ge.png

2019-03-21 22:46:25 UTC  

What could possibly go wrong

2019-03-21 22:54:42 UTC  

if I put a nasa logo on it does it make it a globe

2019-03-21 22:54:52 UTC  

Hmm

2019-03-21 22:55:03 UTC  

Probably not

2019-03-21 22:55:26 UTC  

You can never be too careful though

2019-03-21 22:55:42 UTC  

That's why I avoid stickers

2019-03-21 23:01:05 UTC  

save the bees!

2019-03-21 23:09:41 UTC  

What's happening

2019-03-21 23:10:53 UTC  

Wym

2019-03-21 23:11:06 UTC  

Just talking about masturbation

2019-03-21 23:11:13 UTC  

Nothing weird or anything

2019-03-21 23:12:26 UTC  

so we changed the rules again?

2019-03-21 23:22:19 UTC  

hm?

2019-03-21 23:22:22 UTC  

Y’know that woman who went to isis and wants to be let back in the UK?

2019-03-21 23:22:29 UTC  

yeah

2019-03-21 23:22:40 UTC  

You think she should?

2019-03-21 23:22:46 UTC  

i mean

2019-03-21 23:22:51 UTC  

**n o**

2019-03-21 23:23:00 UTC  

Same honestly

2019-03-21 23:23:30 UTC  

Apparently we’re all racist and sexist if we don’t let her in though

2019-03-21 23:23:38 UTC  

huh

2019-03-21 23:23:38 UTC  

So it’s a lose/lose

2019-03-21 23:23:48 UTC  

nah i’m fine with being those things anyways