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Stop

@Derek Nelson god isnt real

Ok. This is seriously messed up. Who thinks of this stuff?

https://newspunch.com/dems-bill-men-report-police-when-masturbate/

Oof

It'll be hard to tell them every single day

At least the authorities will get a quick laugh time and time again

Everyone go into flat earth chat

Gonna have to keep a jerk off journal from now on

Why 55 year olds specifically lol

hey

Hi

Imagine the news story’s

*local old man jacking off to authorities say he can report jacking off to authorities*

***"Florida man won't stop jacking off illegally"***

**”HERE IS HIS STORY”**

guys stop abt florida

im *triggered*

***"Florida man gets triggered by illegal masturbation. Furiously masturbates in protest."***

@UltimateLifeformGappy sounds about white

Wouldn't be surprised

What could possibly go wrong

if I put a nasa logo on it does it make it a globe

Hmm

Probably not

You can never be too careful though

That's why I avoid stickers

save the bees!

What's happening

Wym

Just talking about masturbation

Nothing weird or anything

so we changed the rules again?

hm?

Y’know that woman who went to isis and wants to be let back in the UK?

yeah

You think she should?

i mean