What for

Drinking while on probation.

Ah

Thought it would be something cool like tax fraud

Lmfao

thanks aetos:)

Nah.. I’m not like that.

Fair enough

what did you enjoy so much about jail?

The people.

LOL

jail is fun

That has to have an inside joke, lmao

tbh

I met like 3 other Derek’s who were black and believers in Christ, and we had our own crew.

LOOOOOOOL

woah

that is really cute

I’m not recommending jail, btw. Just saying my experience was different.

I'd imagine it'd be pretty hit or miss depending on the jail

Mhmm.

I was on probation for 14 years.

All drinking violations.

Even though I’m not a drunk. Merely got caught, like all the time:

Like oh, Derek, you’re at a party having one beer while on probation? Violation.

I could see that

I can’t complain. I should’ve had more foresight.

So yeah, be responsible, kids.

I’m looking into being a counselor. I think I have a knack for it.

Go for it lol

The people who make the worst decisions probably make the best counselors

Truly.

Experience is a great teacher. Mhmm.

I skipped most of high school.

Then completed most of it in tests.

Can’t make up for no attendance these days.

So go to school.

no derek i want people to not shoot each other

crazy request i know

I want people to be able to defend themselves, not shoot each other.

lol