Aunt Susan

Yeah but it's not affordable for the vast majority of people. I'm one of the privileged, nobody can cut my top of the line ground harness

Nice

Aunt Susan is the richest person on earth

They using like
Titanium wires and stuff?

She even beat up Elon musk

That's classified

Folly u know U wanna tell us

Rip

We will give u head no homo

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

Exactly

@Siriusly You also have to wear socks

Understandable

He’s so big and strong we couldn’t ever think about looking at his face

Lowkey anyone here wear socks to bed?

No

Nah

I overheat if I do

I'm usually barefoot around my house tbh

Same

Do people wear shoes in their house?

I wear nothing in my house

That's weird if so

Birthday clothes bro

I know some people do it's weird

Do u sleep nekked

I got too many windows looking into my neighbour's backyard

Like why wear shoes in someplace you have complete control over

I sleep wit my cat

Nice

If I could get an erection 24/7 I'd walk around naked tho

Lowkey tho

That would be really inconvenient tbh

Even when I’m hard I’m a good 1.1 centimetres

Imagine trying to turn around in a small space

I wouldn’t have a problem

My shmeat saves the day

Vibrator

Gay

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