Message from @Human Sheeple
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stick man
I mean the film starts off with Nebula and Iron man playing flick-catch games it's really silly
And Hawkeye seeign his family turn to dust and he goes mental and goes on a killing spree in Japan out of all places
does ultron return
So hawkeye and black widow go to Vormir and bump into Red Skull before Thanos throws Gamorra off the cliff and they both fight to see who can commit suicide first because they secretly love each other and they're halfway down the cliff after hawkeye fires a rocket arrow to blow up Black widow's leg so he can jump off first but Natasha tasers him
@Bibleman No Ultron's not in it
So yeah they're both halfway down the cliff and Natasha cuts the rops so she dies and Hawkeye wakes up in the pool of tears with the soul stone, he teleports back to the future using Ant man's suit and Doctor Hulk throws a table into the lake
But they don't realise Nebula's been replaced by the old-Nebula and there are two synaptic links that go back to Thanos before he's got any of the stones
So she takes New-Nebula's place and goes back to the future and hacks the Avengers lab
who is Doctor Hulk wtf
Five years after the snap, Hulk and Banner have resolved their split personality differences and merged into a single perosnality with the smarts of banner and the strength of hulk
With Doctor Pimm turned to ash, Doctor Hulk fixes Ant Man's Quantum Drive and uses it to send Hawkeye and Black Widow back in time to play a game of who can commit suicide first
That way the Avengers get the soul stone before Thanos does
To get the power stone they just go back in time to the start of Guardians 1 and War machine literally hits Peter Quill over the head and just takes the gem.
The mind stone, Captain America takes it off the Hydra agents by whispering in their ears "hail hydra" in 2012 so they just give it to him, but then the 2012 Captain America thinks the future Captain America is Loki so they fight.
Rocket Racoon has to go back to Asgard and uses some device to take it out of Natalie Portman then runs away from lots of Asgardian soldiers and Thor gets Mjolnir back before they both go back to the future.
What did I just read
I mean Iron man's funeral right at the end is really sad but you get to see like every Marvel Character there.
Oh Thor has put on weight in this one, he's been drinking himself to death since he cut off Thanos head and living it out in New Asgard in Norway.
He's fat Thor
They put "proof tony stark has a heart" on the wreath they throw in the lake, a reference to the first Iron man film.
Dude what the fuck
Yeah I know, it's like the wierdest film ever
Tell me you're joking
Why the fuck would you spoil a movie this huge?
I tried so hard not to read any of it so it could be a joke and I fucking hope so
Yeah I was joking about the Galactus part, he's totally not in it
heyo
The rest is all true though
any hottie thotties?
I hate you
😤
You didn't have to read it
Fuck that
Ah hey there Mad Philosopher having a good day?
Not particularly, no.
Why is that?
Many things going on
I'm sure they will get better at least I hope so
Fucking sheeple man. Why did you have to go all 4chan and post some spoiler ass shit for the entire server to see. Some of us have been avoiding spoilers like the plague. And now all that work and all that hype from the last 11 entire fucking years is gone moments before I can watch the movie.
Sheeple what a troll <:trolled:555217274907262976>