What the fuck is a banger

And why is it greasy as all hell

@Alphonsus wth are you a furry now?

I take that back

disavow

if you bangers are geasy you are cooking them wrong

Fuck Australia

Yeah well Britain can’t cook it’s staple breakfast who knew

Fuckin bongs

Lol

when was the last time you had a breakfast cooked in Britain?

Hey man Americans pour milk on dry flakes of sugar coated crap and call that breakfast

Before my grandmother passed away

>Wheaties

I think you have to be depraved to eat that shit

Or just void of nutritional value from the start

That’s why I bake snickers

Fried snickers is just too heavy

>be me
>be in highschool
>walking to bus stop
>see freshmen doing floss dance and other gay fortnite shit
>urgetopurgeintensifies.jpg
how do we fix younger zoomers?

bong food

zoomers have their task, we have ours

she thought it was my cock but my glock very hard

Chip butty

Mmmmm

The left overs of a side order that came with a burger between two Un toasted slices of bread

@YY_moo that doesnt look too bad

BONGOLOID

Wh*toid here

Can confirm chip butty for mmm

tfw no gf

wh*tes get the rope

You don’t want a gf

chip butties are decent

They are a hassle

A wh*toid subhuman was trying to """banter""" an alpha KARA BOGA demigod.
The perfidious, uncultured cum skinned individual asked:
"Hey nigger, do you know why the palm of your hands is white?"
"No. Tell me".
"Because you were on all fours when God threw paint at you!".
The whitoid laughed nervously as the black man remained stoic and impassible. When he stopped laughing, the muscular, pyramid builder African elite man asked:
"And you, white brother. Do you know why your ass crack is black?".
"N-no... Why?".
"Because I was fresh-painted when I ass raped you".
The white "man" turned red. He was speechless. He finally realised KARA BOGA would always be at a higher level of consciousness than him, a pig skinned homunculus. He returned to his house to find consolation in his wife's embracement.
But what he actually found was a KARA BOGA "painting" his wife's privates.
He killed himself later that day.

See all that trouble conspired in 30 seconds

You don’t want a gf

damn you right

tfw no gf
feels good <:cozy:418139640047075328>

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