We EatIN GUd NoodLeS ERE DAY

noodle soup

Here's a little wisdom for everybody. God submerged the entire planet on two occasions. One of which was because people stopped believing in him, he drowned a buncha people for not praying to his fucking ego daily. All those innocent kids drowned, because God was too much of a scew up to realise that sentient life doesn't give a shit about it's maker. Is He that petty? So if i don't show my gratitude towards him for not smiting me everyday, i get fucking drowned??? Absolutely retarded. Screw religion, to be honest

rerelase gen?

sup fuckers

@Bel true lmao

Weeabloo

Something like that

weeb a palooza

long ass essay up there

@Momi bro, why complain about a religion you dont follow lmao, its pointless

im with allah my lord and cum toy

too big for my smol brain to read

<:reeee:293299726361690112> I SAID NO PP TOUCHING UNLESS IM HERE

And i ever go to church, @Eternalz

pp

@Mom what typa noodles you making?

@Momi that's a gay reason to hate God

cup noodles LOL

The best kind

mom fuck me

@Deleted User Cause i'm a pathetic loser with too much spare time

Fuck God, make yourself your own God like I did (:

cum

the quick ones you make in the micro wave

@Momi fair

Anyone who doesn't follow the smulation theory is just plain wrong man

tfw poor af

i praise the cum gods

@Mom the mooooost best noodles

actually god didn't flood the entire planet

@Deleted User ikrr

Noodles are a poor mans gold mine

I did @Mr. Colourblind

^

@Bel I just dislike his thought process and his narcissism

tbh yes. cheap and good, quick to make, it's just reallly nice

Hating good is a bit silly, and so does worshipping him as the supreme benevolant. The only way yo tationalise his actions is to adsume that je is pure neutral

like your mom

@1400/999/17/slumpgod gay ass copy pasta

Why's he tag everybody twice