I stick ma penis in the microwave

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Now i have a cool scar

**OH NO**

Dafuq Roach

Ok now we're getting sexual

microwave sexual

Imagine that..

Pretty sure somewhere out there in the world has tried cooking a steak through the microwave

How about we place our foot in that microwave <:extralemon:349587210036707338>

i love my microwave

I called the act micropenis

Hi viviiii

Microwave+penis

Hellouuu

@Clever That'll be me for microwaving a well done steak I ordered from Pizza hut

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tfw no microwave

How are youuu

You got me @🖤 Kotowaru 🖤

Hey vivi

Microfoot

@StarvinMarvin, see what you've done now?

For real i once microwaved a book when i was 6

"microwave sexual"

But you're a microwave

It caught on fire

Finally, some good fucking food

MY MICROWAVE

Yeah a microwave can do anything

@Clever lmao

gordon ramsay when he sees microwave

So we place any stuff in that microwave

Quickly get in my DMs you'll be safe in there

Don’t ^

Prolly fucked up dms

Do^

I already got some dms..

is it pm or dm

Once your in the dm it's all ogre now

Microwave... How could you betray me???