It just that good

I got me a wife, son and dog, and I know why, cause I'm white

I can make some eggs but that's about it

Welp now they talking about shit I can’t relate to oof

But I got fed up with how long it was taking so I ended up making a pizza 🍕

Ew emotes

Oho

Pizza still good, not easy but still manageable to do

gayish

^ mhm

i can make curry

The most fancy thing I made was a crepe

it just takes forever

pizza is for dudes

yeah

And now I’m hungry

no grl eat pizza

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I once failed at making popcorn

how bad

girls eat pasta

h o w

with cheese

I opened the bag and put it in a bowl and heated it up

I didn’t put the bag in the bowl

Remember kids, don’t feed your depressed daughter cause she’ll just throw it back up again

my cheese, from the 7th wank

Microwave

should I shave my head again

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im pretty sure in germany they sell canned burgers

@Stick Boi remember kids don’t feed your depressed daughter?

depression is a serious thing

their not that bad from what ive heard

na

Everyone is my senpai related by blood or not

@Dan (2777-3715-0300) why?

Depression on the internet is a meme

yeet

@Deleted User it’s the golden rule of parenthood fam

you're losing your hair?