Intercourse with a pregnant mom is a job I can’t do

Even though I committed 33 of them

It is illegal to fire tank rounds at foot soldiers
Me: sorry man I was just trying to hit the attack helicopter behind him
The government: can you please stop body blocking your vehicles?

~~just blindfold yourself and grab a handful~~

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Yikes

It’s time to vore <:smugPepe:290702327185408005>

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Until child protective services comes

Always gotta ruin the fun

I’ll grab the hot sauce lads

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Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough

Whats your name? I cant see it on my phone owo

broken beer bottle?

Yeah

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The quiet kid in class has a cock<:atpO:584731603268272128> <:sssh:584731545164840963>

So I bought some manga today

would you swallow a nut for $1000

Sure

Oh yes I do have a cock

I think I need to jizz in it and slam it shut

Huh

haha girls aren’t real

Then the cycle will be complete

That’s how mafia works

is it true that guys suck there own dick?

Not flexible enough

If the stomachs flat

Actually I prefer a girls’

Dicks

Guys gotta push past they’re ribs

girls' dicks are huge

They get their minds messed up and force us to take it in deeper

Just found about sex, shits scary

Jizz in my ear canal senpai

clits are just undeveloped penises

My deepest is 23 inches

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