I need a place to shitpost

Yes quite this pleases me

Wryyy

Me: Rock out with your cock out!
Child protective services: :hmmm:

My joke was soiled

The emoji was supposed to be the icing on the cake

Perposterous

It is illegal to fire tank rounds at foot soldiers
Me: sorry man I was just trying to hit the attack helicopter behind him
The government: can you please stop body blocking your vehicles?

It’s time to vore <:smugPepe:290702327185408005>

Until child protective services comes

Always gotta ruin the fun

Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough

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So I bought some manga today

I think I need to jizz in it and slam it shut

Then the cycle will be complete

That’s how mafia works

Guys gotta push past they’re ribs

Jizz in my ear canal senpai

When her clits bigger than your dick

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Smokin Nic and suckin dick

You never realize how many times you lick your dentists fingers until you actually do

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I lasted 8 days and was proud

Day 5

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My love for you is like a truck

Forced anal penetration

Doki doki

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Fuck

Oh

Finna play some Halo Reach

I had no clue it was backwards compatible

Fucking poggers

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Embrace the gay it’s the only way

Halo or Skyrim tho

I’m conflicted

Fus ro dah

Love it

I have the Thu’uum

Perfect timing

I’m not even level 6 yet

Guys I want my elder scrolls 6

Now

At least you have a release date

And a trailer

Dovakhiin

Vore me

Destruction

No fun allowed

Doom guy vs Master Chief <:thonk:277109333375057931>

Hoes mad

They tryna be crepe

They tryna be crate

They drivin me cray

It’s vorin time kiddos

Stay frosty

Gn

Ringo?

I’ll get my homie with his steel balls up in here

I need a hero

He’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be fast

And he has to be larger than life