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my dad please i hope he comes back

Just stick your dick in a blender next time

nice.

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<:bruh:584923442672041984>

Dad?

<:kannabear:535558795603214336>

Jah?

ok new rule: i am legally everyones dad

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mk

hi dad

Hey dad, can I borrow some money?

if i had any 😔

I'm going out with my gf later today and I wanted to buy her something nice

ok ill get a job then

*comes back* well, son, it looks like the gay strip club across the street was hiring so i got lucky

Buy her a condom so that she can cuck you later on

Yay, I can go out

Thanks dad you are the best

i know

I’m thinking of masturbating till my dick turns purple

Good idea

what are your opinions on pedophiles?
me i fucking hate them

beat the shit out of your 23 in. long dong till it cant breath

what kind of question is that

oh i mean uhh bad very bad

lmao.

Chemical castration

I still believe pedophiles and lolicons are different

well im going to sleep

I only like the pedophile on the your yogurt doesn’t taste good one

well lemme tell ya theres a discord server being run by a pedophile

everyone go to sleep so we can skip to morning

It’s 4

Ok dad

what are your opinions on murderers?
I personally don't like them

*you may not rest now, there are monsters nearby*

It's 11 am here

I need to be awake by 7