Marshmello the true intellectual

dad found the cum empire

Take notes

I just nut in the toilet

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i do sometimes

but 99% of the time i nut in the tib

so I can clean it up with my shower instanlty

Etika really left his switch phone wallet and other stuff on the Manhattan Bridge

I beat my meat on the toilet and either nut in the toilet or the shower

Same

its logical

I nut in my mind

and effective

ur toilet is gonna turn into an anime girl and rape ur ass mark my words

girls cant nut tf

Satan you dont have a dick

Lmao

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I nut off of sheer willpower

Yes i do 20 inches

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you mean -20 inches

Weird flex

Breh

Shhhh

while we're on the topic of using socks for things

<https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/avwpo0/i_28_think_my_girlfriend_26_has_been_using_my_gym/>

oh look

Breh

its hybrid

Look a Hybrid

it'same

I have a massive cock

Same

my cock is small

Ooof

Man I hate it when my dick burns cause I touched it

F in chat

nut seriously what the fuck is that disgustig shit Hybrid

After eating spicy foods