Message from @Momi

Discord ID: 593099865039568896


2019-06-25 15:24:36 UTC  

I ate a battery. I dont feel energized at all...

2019-06-25 15:24:40 UTC  

I'm surprised I'm still able to speak coherent sentences

2019-06-25 15:24:53 UTC  

Okowita is the Polish alcohol

2019-06-25 15:25:31 UTC  

No Jack Daniels?

2019-06-25 15:25:32 UTC  

Oh

2019-06-25 15:25:37 UTC  

one thing I really wanna drink is Spiritus Rektyfikowany

2019-06-25 15:25:43 UTC  

They don't sell that there...?

2019-06-25 15:26:07 UTC  

<:wtf:581449283841294336>

2019-06-25 15:26:08 UTC  

I like sex

2019-06-25 15:26:10 UTC  

They sell Jack Daniels around my area

2019-06-25 15:26:15 UTC  

Men who order fruity drinks have the biggest dicks ever

2019-06-25 15:26:15 UTC  

Really?

2019-06-25 15:26:17 UTC  

change my mind

2019-06-25 15:26:29 UTC  

But I mostly buy absinthe or Everclear

2019-06-25 15:26:30 UTC  

Can't, I'm gay

2019-06-25 15:26:40 UTC  

According to a friend, he can't find Jack Daniels anywhere around his area

2019-06-25 15:26:48 UTC  

what

2019-06-25 15:26:58 UTC  

Jack Daniels even any good

2019-06-25 15:27:04 UTC  

yes

2019-06-25 15:27:04 UTC  

jack daniels is the easiest thing to find

2019-06-25 15:27:07 UTC  

He spent 4 hours driving around and visiting liquor stores

2019-06-25 15:27:21 UTC  

Not a bottle

2019-06-25 15:27:27 UTC  

Hell even in my local 7-11 sells Jack Daniels and Cola in a bottle for like less than $2

2019-06-25 15:27:36 UTC  

yeah wtf

2019-06-25 15:28:12 UTC  

alcoholics in their youth

2019-06-25 15:28:12 UTC  

He did get some Captain Morgan, though...

2019-06-25 15:28:24 UTC  

So I guess it was worth it...?

2019-06-25 15:28:31 UTC  

I'm not in my youth though

2019-06-25 15:28:33 UTC  

Oh, who am I kidding...

2019-06-25 15:28:37 UTC  

How old are you

2019-06-25 15:28:45 UTC  

42

2019-06-25 15:28:48 UTC  

I'm like close to getting a midlife crisis

2019-06-25 15:28:50 UTC  

i have arthritus

2019-06-25 15:28:52 UTC  

@Chef Pengu bro have you ever drank Spiritus Rektyfikowany

2019-06-25 15:28:56 UTC  

Doubt it

2019-06-25 15:29:03 UTC  

I have twice

2019-06-25 15:29:07 UTC  

Woah

2019-06-25 15:29:11 UTC  

You sure it hasn't already settled in, Mephisto?

2019-06-25 15:29:12 UTC  

That shit's really nice but fucking expensive

2019-06-25 15:29:12 UTC  

Is that shit like 80%

2019-06-25 15:29:25 UTC  

Spiritus is 96%