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@Chill With Will

You can be happy as can be minding your buisness and they'll try to start some shit

i remember some invited my mom over for mother's day and my mom got drunk and the lady was flirting with me

i know

Damn. My moms watching tv so i have to use the handheld mode with joy cons

@Deleted User but did you smash?

i was hit on by a milf my mans

lemme smash

she was thick as fuck damnit

i was gonna smash but my mom wanted me by her side and i aint gonna leave my momma

thick like mapple syrup

she was thicc like the school's chocolate milk

or thicc like ricardo milos

So thick she does that little dance while pulling up her jeans?

YES

Nice

riccardo dance

god damn even my brother wanted to smash <:hah:574995035993538607>

he was jealous of me

let him join

Why does this sound like some ph exclusive shit?

double fun

she kept telling him my dad was calling him too

she didn't want any witnesses

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Bro that sounds epic af

i just live with my step sister

i would've smashed but like no that bitch was drunk

i dont do a dirty like that

When you whip out your cock infront of your step sister and she tells your dad <:feelsbad:262791606288121867>

Amen brother, you did a good deed

no my parents are devorsed

@Deleted User should've risked it all

bro no im not like that

@Deleted User ever just leave your bf for a crush?

she was so thicc though <:SadBoi:587869693688283151>

@ThatOneBean no why would i do that?

*face palm*

one loss

@Deleted Userlame