I do security

Night shift 😔

Im going to track down where mom works and just show up one night

Oh okay, I still do security a bit now when I can. It's slower and easier than the EMT job. Do you do like public or private security?

get dropshotted u god damn peasant

"Security" sure you don't sell boipussi?

Private ig

Cniuinbbjkkvd

legalize carck

I'm sure

lol

Awww

Oh, that must be cushy, you get benefits?

If mom runs security I expect them to be buff

^

But knowing mom that's a no

Boxer build baby, security chad

Not really 😅 and don't get paid much either

Mom's benefits is me being the fluffiest body pillow when needed

That fucking sucks, you make wage or hourly?

imagine using light theme

Hourly trash

fucking disgusting

$10 an hr

@Chef Pengu where are my frosted flakes <:rubycry:508979253396897794>

Damn, I feel bads man

Well, I understand your suffering.

Oh

In the closest 7-11

I want a raise

You need one for sure

Thanks Tony

Yeah, same here

We all need a raise

Aye

Ay

I need a sugar mom

<:pepehype:585734745590333460>

But the one good thing about my job, is that I have crazy stories

Same zombie

how do I get a girlfriend