Oml smh

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*bad joke king*

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I think my coffee machine is broken I turned it on and I smell burning hair? And its whistling

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Oh and now its steaming

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I'm throwing it outside, have it explode in my neighborhood yard

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When ur car is broken and you look at ur room mate and she says take the bus <:rubycry:508979253396897794>

Might as well

But it's cold and rainy and the bus smells like shit <:FeelsHorribleMan:279571493241880577>

ewe bd sans

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You have no other choice.

Ya I do

Oh yea, call a friend.

I take her keys as shes sleeping and just get her some thing from Starbucks

Simple

I'm sure she won't freak out

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Better not crash it then.

Gotta be extra safe

Mhm since it's somebody else's car.

Oh nvm she woke up

oof now what

Hey guys

Hi

Wait I'm so dumb UBER

any1 got any good movie suggestions