Bruh I in a vc with this girl who passed out

Lmao

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@Yeehaw GN

Seeya

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Woke af

presents where?

I need nitro

Try harder chief XD

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Ya rub up against them so they can experience the smell with u

Sweat glands at work

Eww the bus driver should carry some febreze

I mean he's driving

He smells it like 17 hours a day

Uniforms yuck

Oh that's hot, that's hot

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<:smugPepe:290702327185408005> oh got u there

Omg if they had a polnareff emote in here I'd be the happiest person alive

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I need nitro <:angery:297573697949007873>

ScRatCh IT

My shit is juicy too I feel ya

I missed alot <:thonk:277109333375057931>

Can anyone tell me why I'm up at 5:53 in the morning?

Aye someone mentioned futa?

Eh to tired

Can we double team God instead?

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That's deep

I need some more coffee

Haha

What if God called u daddy?

Lemme see this chief

Laying on my couch drinking coffee and the disturbing commercial from quiznos pops into my brain

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Or like riding in an uber from work and just that commercial pops into ur head

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Girls? What are girls?

Fefefe

Fofofo

I feel like if I close my eyes I'm going to see that commercial

I cant go back

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I think my coffee machine is broken I turned it on and I smell burning hair? And its whistling

Oh and now its steaming

I'm throwing it outside, have it explode in my neighborhood yard

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When ur car is broken and you look at ur room mate and she says take the bus <:rubycry:508979253396897794>

But it's cold and rainy and the bus smells like shit <:FeelsHorribleMan:279571493241880577>

Ya I do

I take her keys as shes sleeping and just get her some thing from Starbucks

Simple

I'm sure she won't freak out

Gotta be extra safe

Oh nvm she woke up

Wait I'm so dumb UBER

Also hi <:pepesmughandraise:581596843897782273>

Cali where its hella early like 6:23am

Also I recommend the movie cars

Idk why it's just cars

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When ur planning to steal ur roommates car keys but she wakes up and brings them into her room <:FeelsHorribleMan:279571493241880577> <:FeelsHorribleMan:279571493241880577> <:angery:297573697949007873>

Fr

Fyfyfy

She is going to just tell me nope

@Akira same here

I already crossed that of the bucket list @creepy-crawlyy

Was planning to

But now I'm like meh

Not yet

Oh naw that's not on my bucket list

Now I've alright crossed off body slamming a bear

All ready*

Lemme just write down pissing on a crab on my to do list

Should it be alive or dead?

Alive ⭕

My to do list is complete

I'm down

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YeetteeY

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Beat thy yeet

Wrrryyy

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Update on Roommates Car Keys: I'm going to tell her it's an emergency

Shes going to freak out for abit but when I return with her favorite drink from Starbucks she will be really happy

Really lucky

I wanna be geman and Russian to

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German*