Where there is harmony there is discord and vice versa

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Hi, phil here with flextape

i sawed a boat in half

`Where's the money, Tommy?`

It even works underwater

I sawed the universe in half

Imma use flextape on people’s mouths

and fixed it

it even works when the boat goes over shark infested waters

with **flex tape**

I taped a dead guys dick with flex tape

Mankind falls prey to these 7 things
Lust
Envy
Pride
Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
Wrath

No regrets

i tapped my wife with flex seal

I sawed my marriage in half and tried to repair it with flex tape but i got a restraining order

You can pour it right into the cracks

Porch monkey

Wait a minute

Huh

If pride is a sin and there is a pride month

@kfc manager
hook me up wit that chicken tho yea?

I sawed my dignity in half to start e-begging during the summer sale and am slowly fixing it with free games

God hates homosexuals

true

then why did he make them?

You gotta pay

to burn them on crosses

Bruh someone send me some fucking hot porn

for being gay

Other than freddy mercury

He didnt make homos, they made themselves

Didn’t god have to come up with homosexuals making him bicurious?

mhm

Freddie mercury is an alright human being

And alex turing

The wwii hero

To be honest with you all god isnt real. Christians made him up for money. I learned this from Rick&Morty