Message from @Keygag

m-my nyame i-is y-yoshikage kiwa. i-i'm 33 yeaws owd. my house i-is iny the nyowtheast s-sectiony of mowioh, whewe aww the v-viwwas awe, anyd i a-am nyot m-mawwied. i wowk a-as any empwoyee fow t-the k-kame y-yu d-depawtmenyt s-stowes, anyd i get home evewy d-day by 8-8 p-pm at the watest. i dony't smoke, b-but i occasionyawwy dwinyk. i-i'm iny bed by 11 pm, anyd make suwe i g-get e-eight h-houws of sweep, nyo mattew w-what. aftew havinyg a gwass of w-wawm m-miwk anyd d-doinyg about twenyty minyutes of stwetches befowe g-goinyg to bed, i usuawwy have ny-nyo p-pwobwems sweepinyg unytiw m-mownyinyg. j-just wike a b-baby, i wake u-up without a-anyy f-fatigue o-ow stwess iny t-the m-mownyinyg. i was towd thewe wewe nyo issues at my w-wast c-check-up. i-i'm twyinyg to expwainy t-that i'm a pewsony who w-wishes t-to w-wive a vewy quiet wife. i take c-cawe nyot to t-twoubwe m-mysewf with anyy enyemies, w-wike w-winynyinyg anyd wosinyg, that w-wouwd cause me to wose sweep a-at nyight. that i-is how i-i deaw with s-society, anyd i-i k-knyow t-that is what bwinygs me h-happinyess. awthough, if i wewe to f-fight i wouwdny't wose t-to anyyonye.

Blusky

2019-07-01 06:03:04 UTC

Heia

Higgs

2019-07-01 06:03:05 UTC

lol ok bean

Mom

2019-07-01 06:03:10 UTC

Nobody:
Bean: shitpost noises *

Deleted User

2019-07-01 06:03:44 UTC

XD