Cargo shorts

Get a fashionable thigh holster.

I dont even think they sell cargo pants for girls tbh

Why would I get a thigh holster

To hold phone.

Those are hella tacky tho

Or a bra phone holster.

Gonna go get a bra phone holster

They make some that hold a psitol comfortably.

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Imma just keep it in my back pocket

Wonder how many people break their phones like that when they sit down

thinkies

Well you take your phone outta your pocket before you sit down

Could forget

Then I would forget the phone.

I've been putting it in my back pocket for years and I've never forgotten it

Then you have good mental tracking.

I suppose

I'd lose my head if it wasnt attached

Good thing I have my 6 screws in my neck.

@Bronce Negative-Anivia-Yikers-Idiot

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Oof

@Puuungi you wot

is that

getting aroudn rule21?

Ayy my dad made angel hair pasta and sausage

Whats a movie that makes girls cry

hmmmm

My dog has had smaller dogs

AND HE BROUGHT JUICE

Flubber.

Puuungi watches dumbs

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Hey thats illegal

Welp

Idc monkey

Why does shinji jack off in the beginning of the end of evangelion OwO

Go do gang violence or something subhuman

@StarvinMarvin yall might wanna get fake