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@brandon666 idk man

Yall ever forget which pocket your phone is in so you slap your ass to find it??

Like with both hands

I dont use my ass pockets so nah

Phone? Ass? Why would I put phone in ass packet?

Where you put your phone then??

Side pockets.

^

Tf is a side pocket

Less chance of bending the phone with my ass.

Yall mean front pocket??

Yes

Ohh why didn't you say that??

Cargo pants!

Did anyone here buy belle delphines bath water

Many pockets.

I dont wear cargo pants

Cargo shorts

Get a fashionable thigh holster.

I dont even think they sell cargo pants for girls tbh

Why would I get a thigh holster

To hold phone.

Those are hella tacky tho

Or a bra phone holster.

Gonna go get a bra phone holster

They make some that hold a psitol comfortably.

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Imma just keep it in my back pocket

Wonder how many people break their phones like that when they sit down

thinkies

Well you take your phone outta your pocket before you sit down

Could forget

Then I would forget the phone.

I've been putting it in my back pocket for years and I've never forgotten it

Then you have good mental tracking.

I suppose

I'd lose my head if it wasnt attached

Good thing I have my 6 screws in my neck.

@Bronce Negative-Anivia-Yikers-Idiot

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