Message from @Lapis Lazuli
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Bro big oof
That's odd
As soon as I got it I was like "Wtf? I didn't pay $100 for a fake looking passport you numbnuts"
Aren't most passports made by one company
Well they're made by the government so
While my Russian passport comes in with a really nice protective sleeve
Is in full colour and it has that nice scent to it
Anyone down for fortnite
If you send thighs
There issued by the government
The Russian passport is like more special than the US passports
@Chef Pengu Colour isn't a word
It's like Putin himself signed it
Do you even know why the us doesn't use the u in color?
Idk
I'm a full blown 'merikan and I'll say whatever I want
I'm Canadian
He *Putin* a lot of effort.
canadian pogu
We removed the u to save money while printing presses were still around
It's also like flavor or flavour
^
Less letters=money saved
Nice
Amour
But the reason why I say color as colour is because I get annoyed by the red line underneath the bloody word
United States Government Publishing Office and the United States Department of State
Are the makers
Yes the government
Canadian English is Ducked 🦆
Russia's are goznak
Birds aren't real
drugs are a wonderful thing arent they
Yes
Fortnite is like a birth control
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Playing fortnite can get you laid if you try hard enough
Ood
if you consider ear rape laid then yea i guess
My girlfriend only loves me because i have a deck of cards
Wait what