Random asf

<:uhh:279405597470883840>

Noice

✈

Chat ded

Why are people the way they are

How do I clean my socks of yesterday's sperm

What made us as a society so weird

Emotions

Having a pp

Dm me for solutions, I will email you a pair of my sisters panties if your help is useful

Did you try turning it on and off?

Yup

I'm bored

Did you stick your penis in a blender?

To no avail though

I brought a whole ass tub of icecream to work tonight. Guess what flavor?

I've tried the car window but not the blender

That always helps me

Gay sex

Rocky Road 🍨

You see it’s the blender that helps the pubic hair

Aight I'm trying the blender, I can feel the oxides kicking in

Dats nasty

sup dudes

||if u read this u friend||

<:mikuSmug:292519062263693324>

😎 👌

my screeching scares everyone :(

@sugarflies not me <:sunglassesvery3dcool:597214750962876426>

I want ur nut butter

im allergic to nuts so i dont have any

Help my pp broke

:( im sad can i have ur soy milk

@cowboy alice how much are you willing to pay

@Dilly The Dilo waluigi pls waaaaaaa into my ear when u nud

i have 4 boxes how many u want

Wah

@*•.¸♡ 🦆𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝔂𝓓𝓾𝓬𝓴🦆♡¸.•* ill pay u in piss jars

bro is that waluigi

But my pp broke ):